Pop Quiz: You're at Exclusive Books eyeing out the impulse buys at the counter. You NEED a badass bookmark. So which do you choose?
Both. You cannot choose between dancing skeletons and flamingos. Beep. Perfect score. Gold star. Speaking of which, does anyone remember that Natalie Portman movie, Where The Heart Is? She wanted a house with a patio table where she could sit and drink chocolate milk while watching the sun go down. Well, I want a lawn with flamingo ornaments. And these are my patio-sunset-chocolate-milks: