Mr Sandman, revised


Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the strangest that I've ever seen
Give him a sick and twisted sense of humour
Then tell him that it's time we start a rumour

Sandman, I'm so hard to please
Don't have nobody who weakens my knees
Please find someone with some steam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Give him a penchant for dressing the theme
Give him enthusiasm that can't be compared
Then tell him I'm a fan of bad ideas

Sandman, I'm so filled with dread
Don't have nobody to take to Vegas to wed
Please find someone who's a scream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman
Bring us a dream
Give him a pair of knives with a come-hither gleam
Give him a weak chin like Sid Vicious
And an imagination that's over-ambitious

Mr Sandman, a partner in crime
(partner in crime)
The wrong guy with which to bide my time
So find a guy with messy hair
Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please
Mr Sandman, bring my nightmare

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
Go to the store and buy more whipped cream.
So I can psssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhmmlarglelaaaashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not all that fussy.

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